Sunday, April 27, 2008

White Trash Palace

There is this crazy white trash woman who lives across the street from us.  Now that the weather is nice, we keep our windows open all day and now we can hear her screaming all day and night.  She has a huge ass and hates her life.  She's always getting in to fights with her white trash boyfriend/son and hates their three puppies. 
I was first introduced to her during the winter ice storm where her boyfriend/son tried to drive his car up an unplowed hill.  It got stuck, so she came out with a table salt shaker.  Needless to say, it didn't help.
Then one day the white trash family had a HUGE blowout.  White trash woman yelled at her boyfriend/son for two hours about...a car.  She wanted to use the car to drive to the mall, and he wanted to use it to pick up his kids from school.  To her, this was unacceptable.  Way to stand for what you believe in, white trash woman.
The white trash family used to have two dogs: Copper and some other dog (it never gets in to trouble, so she doesn't yell at it).  She hates Copper with a passion and yells at him every day, multiple times.  Obscenities and everything.
I just looked outside and found that they have a new tiny puppy.  I don't think she hates it yet.  But she will.

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